4. I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too! And your little cat, and your auntie and your uncle, and the whole friggin' farm! Muaahahahaha!
And you thought you were scared of tornadoes….
5. Parisian puffer outfits designed to protect citizens against bomb raids. What a fashion statement! I really hope that the designer’s last thoughts, (as he was burning in his super flammably stuffed protective outfit), were something like:
‘Wow this didn’t work at all…’
6. Do you have a free range baby?
Nope, mine’s locked up in her coop so I can collect her eggs.
10. The Animal Cruelty Piano! The keys are connected to levers that have a spike on the end and stabs the cat when you press it. But it wasn’t really intended to make music with. It was used, (when it was used), as a psychological treatment! The idea was that the absurdity and volume of the cat piano would be enough to draw any depressed asylum patient out of their malaise and back to reality. Though if I were woken up that way, I’d want to go back into my depressed stupor as quick as humanly possible…